Otherwise known as the judge or the person in the "black dress"
I have decided that I want to be a judge. I know that I am currently just a "flunky" with clients who lie to me or clients who haven't decided if smoking dope is worse than going to high school but...really, how hard could it be? Walk in and everyone has to stand up....I sit down and tell everyone else that they can sit down. Everyone has to defer to me and call me "your honor". You can't interrupt me (as the judge) or I can tell you to shut up, yell at you or if I get really testy, fine you or put you in jail. I don't have to be right, I just have to sound like I am right. I don't have to be polite because....I am the judge and I can put you in jail if I feel like it. If I decide that I want to go on vacation, I just don't schedule things during that time or if I decide that your hearing is inconvenient, I just tell my JAA (judicial admin. asst) to reschedule it. I can take as long or as short a time with your case as I want and you can't do anything about it...cuz I'm the judge.
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